i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
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if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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