so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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