A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
she told me i tasted like america
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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