I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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