ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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