At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
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