i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
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A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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