so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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