Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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