whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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