bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
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while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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