Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
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I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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