Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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