I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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