My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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