It's Friday. Sex?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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