No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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