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Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
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I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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