I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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