when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
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Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
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i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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