Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
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His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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