He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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