Christians are straight up FREAKS
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
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I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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