you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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