Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
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He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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