He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
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These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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