no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
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I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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