You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
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I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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