White coat. Heels.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
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How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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