Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
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When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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