I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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