He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
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