I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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