i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he thought i was a dude.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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