talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
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I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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