I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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