found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I supernannyed him into submission
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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