so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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