So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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