Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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