WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
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My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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