i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Are my feet made of real feet?
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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