you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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