doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
My vagina is very pro this idea
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