I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
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My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
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He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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