Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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