we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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