Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Are my feet made of real feet?
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she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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