All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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