My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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